Going on semi-hiatus of sorts on personal Tumblr blog for a bit. Queued stuff will still be queuing and self-posting btw
i am no longer available for things that make me feel like shit
i am no longer
available for things that
make me feel like shit
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man's neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for "curly hair in medieval paintings". it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it's so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don't wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something
okay i found one! it works! everyone come get your blacklist 👍👍👍
Bodice Ripper 2023: masterlist revealed
Reveals are here!
Thank you to all our wonderful participants for your skill and creativity. It's been a joy to host this fest for you again.
Thank you dear commenters, rebloggers, kudos givers, and enthusiastic supporters. We hope you feel properly romanced.
See you next year!
[art] Joy Exposed
[art] Joy Exposed
Rating: General Audiences
Art/craft type: Digital Art
Pairing: Fleur Delacour/Ginny Weasley
Prompt nr: 003
Warnings and tags: Magazine Cover, Photoshoot, And They Were Teammates!
A gift for @crazybutgood
Ginny and Fleur give an interview for Daily Prophet’s new Weekend Magazine and spend hours doing an accompanying photoshoot. When it comes to approving the selection of photos for print, they unanimously choose the candid one taken on their break, rather than all the styled and posed images.
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[fic] collarbones like a bow, skin an arrow to the heart
[fic] collarbones like a bow, skin an arrow to the heart
Rating: Explicit
Word count: 4058
Pairing: Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley
Prompt nr: 003
Warnings and tags: PWP; nonbinary/genderfluid Gin; photographer Gin; model Pansy; reference to a previous threesome (nb/f/f); giving/obeying orders; masturbation; minor name-calling (during sex); Daddy kink; lingerie; cunnilingus; rimming; strap-on sex; vaginal sex; anal sex; double penetration
A gift for @crazybutgood
Gin’s adjusting the lighting for their next shoot when in walks the new model Luna was so enthusiastic about, and that’s when they know they’re in deep shit.
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“While cameras generated a mechanical reproduction of a scene, she explained that it does so only after a human develops a ‘mental conception’ of the photo, which is a product of decisions like where the subject stands, arrangements and lighting, among other choices.
“‘Human involvement in, and ultimate creative control over, the work at issue was key to the conclusion that the new type of work fell within the bounds of copyright,’ Howell wrote.”
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
